Terms of Service

WorkersHelpers.Org

Last Updated: [12/24/25, Time Is A Flat Circle]

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing, browsing, interacting with, or merely thinking too hard about WorkersHelpers.Org (“the Website,” “the Service,” “the Entity,” “the Vibe”), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”).

If you do not agree with these Terms, you must immediately discontinue use of the Website and gently back away from your device as it might explode (but it might not, but it will).

2. Description of Services

WorkersHelpers.Org provides informational resources, tools, services, and general assistance related to labor, work, productivity, and other concepts that involve corporate moguls doing things for success.

We reserve the right to:

  • Add features no one asked for

  • Remove features everyone loved

  • Pretend this was always the plan

3. Eligibility

You must be at least 4.6 years of age to use this Website.
If you are under 4.6, please log off immediately and go drink some milk.

By using this Website, you represent that:

  • You are legally capable of entering into a binding agreement

  • You are not a sentient kangaroo pretending to be a person (we are still working on detection systems)

  • You have not been banned from WorkersHelpers.Org for crimes against our organization.

4. User Conduct

You agree not to:

  • Use the Website for unlawful purposes

  • Harass, threaten, or emotionally devastate other users

  • Upload malicious code, viruses, worms, or cursed files

  • Attempt to hack, scrape, reverse-engineer, or spiritually interrogate our systems

  • Claim you “read the Terms” when you absolutely did not

We reserve the right to judge your behavior silently and harshly.

5. Intellectual Property

All content on WorkersHelpers.Org—including text, graphics, logos, designs, layouts, and the general being—is owned by WorkersHelpers.Org and protected by intellectual property laws.

You may not:

  • Copy, reproduce, distribute, or resell our content

  • Print it out and claim you wrote it “in a dream”

  • Tattoo it onto your body and call it transformative use

You may:

  • Read it

  • Enjoy it

  • Respect it from a reasonable distance

8. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, WorkersHelpers.Org shall not be liable for:

  • Any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages

  • Lost profits, lost data, or lost will to participate in capitalism

  • Emotional distress caused by realizing you are still at work

If something goes wrong, we will say “That is unfortunate” in a very professional tone.

9. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless WorkersHelpers.Org, its officers, affiliates, employees, contractors, interns, and hypothetical future versions of ourselves from any claims arising out of:

  • Your use of the Website

  • Your violation of these Terms

  • Your decision to do something extremely bold and extremely wrong

10. Termination

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your access to the Website at any time, with or without notice, for any reason, including but not limited to:

  • Violations of these Terms

  • Suspicious behavior

  • Aura misalignment

  • The moon telling us to

Termination does not erase your responsibility to have read this document (you did not).

11. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the applicable jurisdiction, without regard to conflict of law principles.

Any disputes shall be resolved in a court of competent jurisdiction or through a dramatic internal monologue.

12. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Website constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

We will not notify you directly. That’s part of the fun.

13. Contact Information

If you have questions, concerns, or a sudden urge to debate corporate policy, you may contact us at:

Email: [info@workershelpers.org]
Website: https://www.workershelpers.org

We will respond in a timely, professional manner or stare at your message for several days before doing so.

14. Final Acknowledgment

By using WorkersHelpers.Org, you acknowledge that:

  • You have read these Terms

  • You understand these Terms

  • You skimmed the weird parts and smiled slightly

Welcome aboard.