Yes! We are not very good at business so we are in severe debt and make no profit.

We have just recently hit 10,000. Thanks to people like you!

A giant artist, space bees with starry pollen, and secretive birds with their paint buckets, all conspire to turn our sky a cheerful yellow every morning!

Are any of us really “joined” if you may join anywhere or anytime at any place?

Wrong number.

If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it would have been worth it.

Red hot pepper tea.

Well, after you sign up, you go 30% blind in your dominant eye. Once you join, you will get accused of witchcraft, and involvement in a cult. Another con is once you join, you can’t see the letter 2.

My parole officer won’t let me answer that.

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs In the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut

Think about a sheep, then stop thinking about that sheep. It’s the 18th letter in the alphabet.

Workers Helpers, as an organization, always relies on Capri-Sun Labs for their efficient, effective, excellent, exquisite, elegant, extraordinary, and enlightening medical care.

Yes, we would be surprised if we ever saw Denise Richards ever again.

Workers Helpers can do all sorts of things for many types of creatures! Just visit our review page. We have helped an innocent woman love her husband again, taught life lessons to naïve young people, and supplied free therapy to otherwise lovely, meaningless beings.